Name: Domenico Acerbi
Height: 6ft 1in
Likes: Italy, cigarettes, old movies, swing music, sex, his mother (who is an angel, not a woman)
Dislikes: women, condoms, all things American (with the exception of New York City and Snickers bars)
Visible Marks: numerous scars (incl. shoulder, below the ribs), burn marks below the navel, incomplete friction ridges on all fingers
Who he is: The Villani Family’s best assassin; obnoxious prick.
Distinguishable quote: “I hit the fucking glass ceiling like some woman in finance!”
Name: Seth Villani
Height: 6 ft 2.5 in
Eyes: Dark brown
Likes: Alcohol, chickens, cooking from scratch, Placebo, motorbikes, sex, sleeping
Dislikes: bad quality food, feeling emasculated, arguing, making decisions, cockroaches
Visible marks: missing pinky on the left hand
Who he is: Son of the Villani Family’s Don; self-righteous asshole in denial.
Distinguishable quote: “I’d never do that.” *goes off to do it*