Name: Domenico Acerbi

Age: 25

Height: 6ft 1in

Eyes: Amber

Likes: Italy, cigarettes, old movies, swing music, sex, his mother (who is an angel, not a woman)

Dislikes: women, condoms, all things American (with the exception of New York City and Snickers bars)

Visible Marks: numerous scars (incl. shoulder, below the ribs), burn marks below the navel, incomplete friction ridges on all fingers

Who he is: The Villani Family’s best assassin; obnoxious prick.

Distinguishable quote: “I hit the fucking glass ceiling like some woman in finance!”


Name: Seth Villani

Age: 26

Height: 6 ft 2.5 in

Eyes: Dark brown

Likes: Alcohol, chickens, cooking from scratch, Placebo, motorbikes, sex, sleeping

Dislikes: bad quality food, feeling emasculated, arguing, making decisions, cockroaches

Visible marks: missing pinky on the left hand


Who he is: Son of the Villani Family’s Don; self-righteous asshole in denial.

Distinguishable quote: “I’d never do that.” *goes off to do it*